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There she is, the girl of my dreams.


Stage

My lovely wife will be appearing in IMP’s production of Sweeney Todd starting next weekend. Evening Performances are June 19, 20, 25, 26, 27 at 7:30 p.m. and there’s a single matinee performance on June 21 at 2:30 p.m.

It’s a fairly dark show, one of revenge and murder in the streets of 1846 London. E has the role of a beggar woman. Not only that, but a half-crazy and occasionally lewd beggar woman. Great.

And that’s all I have to say about that.


Overheard

For those of you who aren’t watching the 24/7 live feed from the cameras hidden in my house that you think I don’t know about, the following phrases have all been uttered in my home lately:

“Alice! Stop licking the window!”

“Helen, you have rice in your armpit.”

“Please untie Kelley; she wants to go home.”

“Someone wipe the mashed potatoes off the hairbrush.” Note: this was said out loud largely so I could claim it here, but the statement is accurate.


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